Comin' at ya, BPA style

best pic ever

Pearls make it professional y'all!

So, today was BPA competition. I know we're total nerds, but its ok--we just can't hide that fightin' BPA pride. It was at Mesquite High School, of all places. So, even though we thought State would be the last time we saw the heavenly edifice that is the tower of Mesquite Memorial Stadium this season, we were wrong. Despite being underwhelmed at the Skeeter Pride of the school, there were some mean kids from Wiley who were talking about me behind my back in front of me, but that is beside the point.

Our small business management team consisting of me, Catherine, Auburn, and Ashley Roundtree went into this hoping to not suck too badly, and to not get last place. After wasting about 1/3 of our research and prep. time, then having our projector malfunction and rearrange our presentation into what looked like some cruel joke of cubism (I hyperbolize, the actual information was visible), we learned upon arriving back at Celina that we placed 1st and get to go to STATE! "But, professor, where is state BPA competition?" "I'm glad you asked, Genesis!"
State competition is in none other than beautiful, scenic.........Lubbock, TX wooo.
It just goes to show that people do work better under pressure, too much preperation isn't always necessary, and purple kills.


Brian and John are going to State in their respective events (I'm sorry I don't recall what they were at the moment)

T-shirts for everyone! Speaking of which, I need some OAP ideas.

Erin Brockovich (sp?) is on TBS!!

Despues Competition

@ Competition

OMG, I totally forgot about STATE PICTURES. Its fine that they're late, cuz we went to state

Stay away from drugs, kids, lest this should happen to you.














The many faces of Auburn

My Intellect Brings all the BETAs to the Convention

BETA convention wasn't anything special...except for vicky, the state secretarial candidate. She was awesome, and if I can ever find her, I'd love to talk to her again. The football banquet was frightful, though. It startled me how poorly dressed some people were. I do kinda like the opportunity to go, though. And, by the way, Dallas has got nothing on San Antonio.

Tight Tights

So today, I learned why they are called tights. I went to target and bought some white tights for OAP--i know all I need is some more tight clothing for my costume to further highlight the fact that I am a male and a little husky. So, they were Merona womens brand tights, but when I got them home, the tag said Old Navy, what is up with that? So, anyway, I tried them on, and they totally don't look like they're gonna fit over my flesh. I don't know if I have to shave my legs, because right now, its pretty obvious that I'm hairy through the tights. As well, I'm gonna have to wear compression shorts so my undergarments don't bunch. The point is, I feel like a puritan erotic dancer.
Auburn, you better go to UT

Can I get you a peice of janky, yo

Clare is the crush of the week from now until eternity.

There comes a time in every man's life when they realize that they absolutely love Shania Twain

So, I was thinking of this for the front insignia

You think your something else?

Now don't get me wrong, now I think your alright, but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. Name that song.
So today, I saw an actual lemonade stand in a neighborhood, I was shocked. I also saw an amazing house and I want it.
So what is up with the people at Wal-Mart in Denton? I've seen better looking people at the Piggly Wiggle, let me tell you.
So, I bought American Pie: Band Camp because I saw it and it is awesome.
I also bought The Net, another Sandra Bullock classic!

Jardin de Aceitunas

Auburn, Kris, Chris, Brian, Jenny, Heather, and I went to Olive Garden the other night, and we had the best waiter ever. I think he was better than the guy at Cracker Barrel. He was Asian and his name was Nam, and I wondered if it was some cruel joke on him. From this dinner we learned that Auburn can get drunk without the aid of alcohol, and that our band is no fun.

Alright, so the next day for OAP, i had these crushed velvet pants, and let me tell you, besides the fact that they leave little to the imagination, they're pretty comfortable. I'm thinking I'll wear those and a sombrero to the mall sometime.

New Year's Resolutions

1. Eat as little sugar as possible
2. Learn how to build things
3. Make a major, life changing decision
4. Be motivated
5. don't suck, blow