Nice Work, Paul!

My failure to singe you
fuels the flames you send upon me.
I should have dnown you can't fight fire
with fire.

What are we,
some tragic operetta?
One where all but I know you don't share
my desire.

Artful sin bearing "no
hope of hole or heliotrope."
(I hope to choke your "impious lamps")
You are not fit for flame
or pyre.

Sorry mom, I have a strict "No Ruffles" policy.

Oh my goodness gracious, She's the Man is hillarious! I loved it too much for a teen movie. I want the acadamy to hear me when I say that it was much better than Being Julia. I didn't really like Amanda Bynes before this, but her performance and the way they handled the "cat coming out of the bag" made me love this movie even more. I want to go to Illyria.

Snow Day

Alright, what's up. I sent out invitation months in advance and Winter is still late. This morning at about 5:00, it was snowing in Weston! This is the same Weston that was 79 degrees on Christmas morning. I don't understand. Congratulations to the OAP people, myself included--I'm sure other people have long-windedly talked about it, but I'll fill in the gaps. Tortilla Moon (Prosper's play) was a little.......Mexicanstrange, but I loved Alonzo and Underdog and I want their costumes. I didn't see the other plays and I did not like our judge very much--mainly because he is old, creepy, long-winded, and of questionable morals.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

You Are 52% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

You Are Chinese Food

Exotic yet ordinary.People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.

What Kind of Food Are You?

You Are 72% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

You Are 52% Abnormal

You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk. You should major in: PhilosophyMusicTheologyArtHistoryForeign language

What Should You Major In?

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

Very popular, one of you is not enough.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

Spring Cleaning

Have you ever started to clean out your closet and wonder "What was I thinking!?" Well, as I thumbed through oddly colored T-shirts and a Hawaiian print, short-sleeved orange button down, I could not help but wonder why these purchases were so misguided. I guess it's a good thing that I never wore any of these things. Some things, no matter how ugly, I just can't seem to part with, so here they are, taking up space in my closet with no hope of ever gracing my body. Maybe I'll take pictures of them and then throw them away...