But...you chased a bottle of asprin with a bottle of vodka...

I had a headache

Less Miserable than what?

Like I said last night, I am an uncultured pig who can't appreciate good art, because I really am not gonna join the lovin' les mis myspace group. If you did like it, that doesn't make you a bad person, I hear its legal to like les mis in Canada, Spain, and even Massachussetts...

Something Dave Letterman said was actually funny

Top Ten Ways George Bush Can Regain His Popularity
10. Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO
9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama
7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game
6. Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image
5. Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer
4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers
3. Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady
2. Resign
1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes

I don't care if you don't

So, not like anyone is interested in my loser self that doesn't drive yet and his driving conquests, but I get to tell you anyway. So, today I went through a drive through for the first time, and I think that it should be put on the skills test for obtaining a license...along with eating.

Mas Caliente

I'm not normally one enjoy images of myslef, but this one's pretty nice.

Fakers

Do you ever feel like you don't deserve to be called a fan of something. For example, even though I like coffee, I usually get frappaccinos @ Starbucks, and it makes me feel like I can't call myself a coffee drinker. I also like to buy boxers at some places where I really don't shop, so I don't like to say that I wear that brand of clothes. Its kinda trivial, but it makes me selfconscious sometimes.

!5 Minutes of Fame

This is what that guy was talking about when he said everyone has fifteen minutes of fame: Being a Senior. No, not the part about breaking free or dominance over the underclassmen, but the fact that almost every day you can go to your mailbox or letter carrying burro and retrieve a letter from some college that may just be the perfect fit for you. Doesn't it just make you feel special. By the way, Baylor, Baylor Medical, Louis and Clark, Clark, Arcadia, Princeton, Cornell, A&M, A&M Commerce, UNT, OU, OSU, UCLA, Graceland Baptist Academy, Case Western Reserve, and Washington University in St. Louis, y'all can all rest assured that I will never attend your establishments....now get me a latte.

Psuedologia Fantastica

How do we ever know when people are being genuine? Those with the ability to read people fascinate me, because I take tactlessness to new heights of imposition. I can never tell when to quit, or when people are not being truthful, or how I can help people.

Psuedologia Fantastica

How do we ever know when people are being genuine? Those with the ability to read people fascinate me, because I take tactlessness to new heights of imposition. I can never tell when to quit, or when people are not being truthful, or how I can help people.

Pretention Batlle

So, if you know me, you know that I would lay down in traffic for Starbucks. Not only do I love their coffee, they are one of Fotune magazines best companies to work for (I've tried to get a job there a coulple times). Well, for the first time I went to the Nordstrom in-house cafe, and, despite the slightly wider variety of offerings and market, I must say that I will from now on have trouble picking just which coffeehouse I wish to patron.

Guilty Pleasure

Good Ol' Mexico

You know, I can't explain the desire to order the same thing every time I go to a certain restaurant. Maybe I've been there so many times I just feel that its the best. I've tried to break myself, but I fail miserably.