!5 Minutes of Fame

This is what that guy was talking about when he said everyone has fifteen minutes of fame: Being a Senior. No, not the part about breaking free or dominance over the underclassmen, but the fact that almost every day you can go to your mailbox or letter carrying burro and retrieve a letter from some college that may just be the perfect fit for you. Doesn't it just make you feel special. By the way, Baylor, Baylor Medical, Louis and Clark, Clark, Arcadia, Princeton, Cornell, A&M, A&M Commerce, UNT, OU, OSU, UCLA, Graceland Baptist Academy, Case Western Reserve, and Washington University in St. Louis, y'all can all rest assured that I will never attend your establishments....now get me a latte.