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Today I have learned a valuable life lesson. I am not allowed to have friends. In fact, even my best friend it seems doesn't wish to have anything to do with me. I try to live my life with a reasonable amount of joy, however that is presently marred by the workings of hypocritic people who I am not, for the record, angry with. I am not going to ask for forgiveness because there shouldn't be anything wrong.