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31 uses for cork grease and counting. . .


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Friday, October 21, 2005

And Counting

IF you can think of anymore, feel free to tell me.

1. cork grease
2. lip balm
3. ulcer reliever
4. personal lubricant
5. arthritis ointment
6. sunscreen
7. slide grease
8. body lotion
9. hair gel
10. tart shaper
11. clear crayon (like for writing on Easter eggs)
12. back massager
13. eye cream
14. nail polish
15. shoe polish
16. stain remover
17. laxative
18. joint grease
19. pie filling
20. basting liquid
21. jewelry cleaner
22. silver polish
23. mascara
24. antiperspirant
25. lip gloss
26. bath soak
27. shampoo
28. conditioner
29. body wash
30. toothpaste
31. sealant

7 Comments:

Blogger Lumbergh-in-training said...

what are these for :?

5:11 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

robot lubricant

10:57 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

robot lubricant

10:57 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

I already contributed my one good one, and I can only think of crappy, stupid ones now that I'll regret posting later. So there.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

The medical uses are for prescription only cork grease that usually comes from a medical supply store.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Nitsujcm said...

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11:43 PM  
Blogger V said...

Duct tape? Spackle?

10:12 AM  

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