The Weather Thingy and Stuff

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This is going to be the most interesting 2 days the earth may have ever seen. Today we are going to have a 100% chance of: torrential rain, thunder, lightning, hail, flash floods, brush fires, locust invasion, lime jello raining from the sky, random atmospheric depressurization, inability to transmit radio signals, a hazy and dismal sky, 0% visibility, extremely humid conditions, hazardous road conditions, and surgery being very frightening. Then, tomorrow will be bleak as far as weather with very dry air and not much else. I suggest you stay indoors today and put of all activity until tomorrow.
Lime jello raining from the sky is a widely unknown weather phenomenon. As many know, its no big deal when other flavors of jello rain from the sky, but when it is lime, this indicates a dangerous acid buildup. This contains more acid than acid rain and is extremely destructive and painful. In its more rare forms, it has been recorded as containing pieces of banana. The long terms effect of the bananas are still unknown, but new discoveries are made daily.