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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=578&u=/nm/20041025/pl_nm/campaign_kerry_dc_60 --This link made me think "Who better to speak out against Bush than Clinton!" Since he is such a sterling example of presidential perfection. This was the front page article on my Yahoo! homepage, even Yahoo only posts pro left wing articles. Fact: The left side of the body was associated with femininity in pagan practices. When Christianity came along, the Christians tried to spin the sacredness of the female to the pagan religions as demonic in Christianity. (The original sin, etc.) To this day, we see the effects of early Chirstians putting a negative connotation with things associated with women. For example, when an idea or person isn't agreed with, they/it are said to be out in left field. The left being the negative side because it used to correspond to women. So this just proves that Democrats are associated with evil, because they are the left wing pollitical party.

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