Appoggiatura

Here are ten things I did today, doesn't my life sound interesting?

1. Got my chest measured by a Russian woman

2. Stole free coasters from Starbucks that say appogiatura

3. Bought some more white pants

4. Looked at British food

5. Photographed a dog

6. Camouflaged my undergarments

7. Bought supposedly British clothes

8. 4 stores and 7 hours ago, I got yet another red polo

9. Bought a guide to Purgatory by Dante

10. Realized that, while tasty, Diet Dr. Pepper doesn't taste more like regular.