Mirror, Mirror, on the blog, what should be my monologue?

One Act Play tryouts are tomorrow, yeah!!!!!!! And so are ATSSB barriers, booooo. I am so excited about OAP this year, I know it'll be good. Finally, something besides band that I can thrust myself into. Jenny found a great monologue for me, because I was at a loss for what to do since we are prohibited from doing comediesEven if I don't make it--which would crush me, but I'd understand--I would love to be in the crew just to be there. Maybe I should be a theater major. It seems that artsy schools are the only ones that want white people anyway. Which reminds me, I need to organize a trip to the Caucasus mountains...