I knew something was wrong with those books. Everyone knows that Mother Goose is Synonymous with the Satan!!!

It turns out that if you didn't let your kid watch violent TV, but read him or her a full hour of nursery rhymes, you've defeated the whole purpose. Nursery rhymes have joined the ranks of rock music and The Sopranos as sources of violence for the minds of the youth of America. Don't believe me? Click the title.