What could be a better representation of one's true self than the results of a internet test?
Here are some funny results of tests that I took at www.sparknotes.com
That's higher than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 62%!
The results are in! You are...
72% Untelligent! (This is a measurement of my instincts)
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence-------------------------------------------
Sense of Humor ----
Violent Tendencies --------- (the dashes measure my score)
Bravery ----------------------------
Observational Skills ------------------------------
Morality--
Self-Confidence ----------------
Sense of Humor ----
Violent Tendencies --------- (the dashes measure my score)
Bravery ----------------------------
Observational Skills ------------------------------
Morality--
Self-Confidence ----------------
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:
" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.
Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor,(I disagree with this) a nearly satanic lack of morality,(;-)) and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "(I must have made a mistake on one of my answers for them to think I'm this unfunny! I think I'm hillarious :-)
Here is another one : This is a personality test
You are a Mentor!-(Submissive Extroverted Abstract Thinker)
The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.
Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor,(I disagree with this) a nearly satanic lack of morality,(;-)) and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "(I must have made a mistake on one of my answers for them to think I'm this unfunny! I think I'm hillarious :-)
Here is another one : This is a personality test
You are a Mentor!-(Submissive Extroverted Abstract Thinker)
(I highly dissagree with this one)
You are a MENTOR. Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.
The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.
You're the reason that people say teachers are also students. You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.
You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.
Compared to 14,958,611 other test takers...
44% are more Submissive than you.
35% are more Dominant than you.
21% are just as Submissive as you.
52% are more Introverted than you.
30% are more Extroverted than you.
18% are just as Extroverted as you.
You are a MENTOR. Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.
The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.
You're the reason that people say teachers are also students. You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.
You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.
Compared to 14,958,611 other test takers...
44% are more Submissive than you.
35% are more Dominant than you.
21% are just as Submissive as you.
52% are more Introverted than you.
30% are more Extroverted than you.
18% are just as Extroverted as you.
(I really enjoy these next results-they're very flattering)
0% are more Abstract than you.
99% are more Concrete than you.
1% are just as Abstract as you.
0% are more Thinking than you.
99% are more Feeling than you.
1% are just as Thinking as you.
Some interesting facts about The Personality Test...
14,958,611 people have taken the test.
Of those, 63% were female and 37% were male.
The most common personality type is Dreamer at 12% of test takers.
The least common is Businessman at only 3%.
Women prefer Einstein. Men do, too. (I prefer Shakespeare- it was a test question)
Women would prefer to sell their bodies as opposed to their soul. Men would, too. (another test question)
0% are more Abstract than you.
99% are more Concrete than you.
1% are just as Abstract as you.
0% are more Thinking than you.
99% are more Feeling than you.
1% are just as Thinking as you.
Some interesting facts about The Personality Test...
14,958,611 people have taken the test.
Of those, 63% were female and 37% were male.
The most common personality type is Dreamer at 12% of test takers.
The least common is Businessman at only 3%.
Women prefer Einstein. Men do, too. (I prefer Shakespeare- it was a test question)
Women would prefer to sell their bodies as opposed to their soul. Men would, too. (another test question)
And Finally, a test to show my "dateability"-this one is a tie with the personality one for my favorite. I think most would disagree with the results of this one.
Hot Cha! You are:
76% Dateable! (Oh yes, Oh yes)
That's higher than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 62%!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Not only do you know how to turn the engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate them. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand." (What a sterling review--im speechless- I love these people)
Compared to 3,284,623 other test-takers...
95% less dateable than you — 2% like you(you hear that, there's not that many as awesomely datable as I) — 3% more dateable than you
Some interesting statistics...
Women are LESS dateable than men.
Women average 62% dateable. Men average 63%.
10% would date their own clone.(I wouldn't-even if it were a female clone)
22% want to be on reality TV.(I don't)
And 36% have bad teeth.(...)
These are hilarious tests; they make me feel good about myself
95% less dateable than you — 2% like you(you hear that, there's not that many as awesomely datable as I) — 3% more dateable than you
Some interesting statistics...
Women are LESS dateable than men.
Women average 62% dateable. Men average 63%.
10% would date their own clone.(I wouldn't-even if it were a female clone)
22% want to be on reality TV.(I don't)
And 36% have bad teeth.(...)
These are hilarious tests; they make me feel good about myself
posted by Andrew at 1:06 AM
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