SOHO

Everyone has had a run-in with those perky asians in the Stonebriar Center Mall that run the SOHO shopping kiosk. However, as they insisted on forcing upon you overpriced fake hair and glittery hair clips, combs, baubles, and what not, you never had the slightest inclination to actually want to purchase the stuff. However, my mother just could not survive the insatiable selling tactics of those Oriental hair oracles. She dropped about $100 on hair stuff. I couln't help laughing every time they showed her something new. My mom would try to ask questions and they just babbled about how the hair looked so good and it was a real bargain. So, when you next see my mother, if her hair is unusually long, you'll know why.