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Monday, January 31, 2005

More Reason to Lie about Your Age.

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Horsie Sez:

Its is likely to snow tomorrow. This cannot be allowed in Texas!!

I can't take all this make-up work. Praise classes like World History and Chemistry that never give homework.

I was raped of my second band locker because Mr. R said now that marching season is over, I don't need two lockers because I'm not bringing two instruments. This is outrageous. Does he know how much crap will have to be relocated in order to clear out my second locker?

I have done no make-up work yet because I forgot to bring my backpack to OAP rehearsal and I never have to drive to do things at home.

However, I have developed a fancy for doing work at 5am.

Everyone needs to start calling Julia "Foggy Risque"

The mints with the spiral in the middle are better than the ones with only the little stripes along the edge.

Everyone must call Keyes "Jap Chap"

I think my stuffed badger is possessed porkay it keeps staring at me with a mad look in its eyes.

If you haven't memorized Rolling Thunder and you know it, clap your hands.

A word of advice: Make sure there are no guys in the girls bathroom before you begin changing clothes.

SBC is buying AT&T.

Soy products increase estrogen production when eaten.

I know something ya'll don't know ;-)


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Cingular is the name of SBC's wireless service company. They are a single entity.

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Let Me Go

Here I am at 5 am trying to type the rest of my BCIS paper that was due last Thursday and still procrastinating by making a post about doing it instead of actually doing it. I am frightened about going back to school after missing a whole week. What makes it even worse is the fact that its STILL FREEZING and STILL RAINING!! It will be raining until Wednesday, and by that time, North Texas will have enough water saturate the freaking MOJAVE! For those of you geographicallay challenged, the Mojave is a desert in Southern Califoria and Nevada and is the smallest North American desert.

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Blogger Cool Cass said...

don't you know that only college kids can use blogging as a form of procrastination? especially on papers?

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the blog was a last resort. I had procrastinated for 12 days, four of which were after the paper was due.

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Sunday, January 30, 2005

Adventure Club

In the car, again. I've spent three+ hours in the car today. Listening to that much radio can drive one mad. It's amazing how many songs are repeatedly played. The family and I went to Blue Mesa for dinner. We ordered this gelato sampler for dessert, and in the description it says that it has two exotic flavors and comes with toppings on the side. It turns out that the two exotic flavors this week were vanilla and chocolate. On the way home, I listened to the adventure club with Josh on the edge and let me tell you, there is some messed up music in this world. Now I still need to memorize Rolling Thunder and finish my BCIS report along with English and Spanish vocab. I hate being sick.

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The Edge doesn't Edit

I went to Ardmore, OK today to help clean out my mom's crazy ex-husband's storage. On the way I was listening to all the Dallas stations as long as they would still come in. And, while listening to Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I realized that 102.1 The Edge doesn't not edit profanity out of songs. Then, on 106.1, I heard that song Jumpin' Jumpin' that's on like the NOW 4 or 5 cd and its been years since I had heard it. When did it come out, like in 1998? So that was the highlight of my excursion to the crappiest town in Oklahoma on the dreariest day of the year.

Here are the lyrics to my current favorite song, Mr. Brightside which I am currently listening to...oh, and before I forget, everybody needs to check out a song by Scissor Sisters called Take Your Mama Out.
Mr Brightside by The Killers
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta gotta be down
Because I want it allIt started out with a kiss
How did it end up like thisI
t was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his-chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, let me goI just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his-chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, let me goI
just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibi
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside
I never...I never...I never...

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Blogger Nanashi Lunam Tenshi said...

I love Mr. Brightside. It is such an awesome song. I also love the killers. I love the killers the way Auburn LOVES (in a deep voice) dip 'n dots. Thanks for the lyrics, I couldn't figure out one of the lines of the song. I'm kind of hurt that you didn't post a picture of me, or insult me in anyway on your blog site, but I guess I should feel lucky. Talk later, see ya Tuesday, 7:30 a.m.
Drum Major Tara

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Saturday, January 29, 2005

Freezing (again) in the Crotch of the Country

It is freezing in North Texas today. I had to go to work today with my dad in Celina. I was working a wet saw cutting tile all day in a freezing garage with freezing water spilling on my making me look like I'd had an accident. Not a good way to spend the first day in a week your not sick.

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GUESS WHO????!?!?!?!?!!!!

hello andrew!
how are you today? well well well. look who found out how to get on your blog... its BILLY!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW? so anyways, i am typing for andrew and well ha i win and everyone else loses and now i am going to change andrews template! hahahahahha!!!!!!!

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DO IT BILLY!!!!!!!!!!

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BETA Pics

Unfortunately, I was too lazy to add captions, so let your imaginations roam free. Link in the Sidebar and here. I've used up all my space on fotki.com, so I'll have to move to another site for my next photo album.

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Friday, January 28, 2005

Wal-Mart Recognizes Gays and Iraqis Vote

And apparently not all of their...thrifty minded customers are pleased. They have expanded their policy to include same-sex partners. So, people's life partners are now eligible for that great employee discount.

Iraqis around the world are beginning to vote in the first Iraqi democratic election. Beginning today, Australian-Iraqis cast the first votes, followed by those in Canada, Europe, and the US. The only Iraqis not voting are the ones in Iraq--at least until Sunday. Not sure how their going to control this election, with all the insurgent groups burning ballots and killing the people before they can vote. And whoever is elected won't have any real power. The US will still have to be a big brother and scare away all the people that threaten the government's integrity.

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Some Famous People Who Also Happen to be Aries

Matthew Broderick March 21
Rosie O'Donnell March 21
Andrew Lloyd Weber March 22
Reese Witherspoon March 22
Aretha Franklin March 25
Sarah Jessica Parker March 25
Sir Elton John March 25
Diana Ross March 26
Jennifer Grey March 26
Steven Tyler March 26
Mariah Carey March 27
Julia Stiles March 28
Vince Vaughn March 28
Elle Macpherson March 29
Lucy Lawless XENA!! March 29
Celine Dion March 30
Eric Clapton March 30
Paul Reiser March 30
Warren Beatty March 30
Al Gore March 31
Christopher Walken March 31
Ewan McGregor March 31
Debbie Reynolds April 01
Alec Baldwin April 03
David Hyde Pierce April 03
Eddie Murphy April 03
Marlon Brando April 03
Maya Angelou April 04
Robert Downey Jr. April 04
Colin Powell April 05
Paul Rudd- from Friends April 06
Jackie Chan April 07
Russell Crowe April 07
Dennis Quaid April 09
Hugh Hefner April 09
Haley Joel Osment April 10
Steven Seagal April 10
Andy Garcia April 12
David Letterman April 12
Shannen Doherty April 12
Al Green April 13
Jennifer Garner April 14
Sarah Michelle Gellar April 14
Emma Thompson April 15
Martin Lawrence April 16
Victoria "Posh Spice" Addams April 17
Conan O'Brien April 18
Melissa Joan Hart- SABRINA!! April 18
Ashley Judd April 19
Kate Hudson April 19

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Yay Andrew Lloyd Webber!
Have you seen Phantom of the Opera?
Probably not since you've been sick, but if you get a chance, you WILL see it. You like musicals and this one's good.

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I've been wanting to see it for awhile.

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Half The Band Can't Be Wrong

I've been out of school all week with the Asian flu. Quite a nasty little Asian it is, too. You get awful headaches, sore throats, and your ears are all wonky. I was informed that around 50% of the Celina band is out with the flu and there is even talk of closing the school due to illness...again. For those that don't recall, this happened last year (or maybe 2 years ago, I really can't remember). I was also told that I probably missed one of the most work intensive weeks the school has ever seen--oh, joy.

So much sickness can be trying on a person. I need to memorize the rest of Rolling Thunder and my Solo for band. I have to finish writing two essays that were due awhile ago, and I have to prepare for whatever work I missed.

On the bright side of things, I tried the southwest chicken fajita pita from Jack in the Crack aka Jack in the Box, and it is very good.

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Blogger Cool Cass said...

why do all these people in celina get sick so easily? good thing i'm not there -- but getting out of school for sickness was awesome- that happened once when i was there- though in celina there's not much to do anyways so we ended up walking around the totally empty mall- fun times

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Sunday, January 23, 2005

San Antonio, Jump On It!!

Well, what a convention it was.
From the crappy food to the crappy
service to the crappy speeches to the crappy entertainment—
it was great. We stayed at a Clarion Hotel right on the riverwalk.
We had to go to meetings and listen to a bunch of people give awful (sometimes funny) speeches. WE SAW STUMPY!! We threw lemons at people.
We created a new soft-drink (Splendid Lemon Dr. Pepper).
We even built a better BETA with the BETA builder belt!
Last, but not least, we all ingested some mind altering squid.
I felt very out of place in a way—it’s hard to be exposed to that many people who a drones to the masses. It was soooo radically different from a band trip.
We had a 12:00 curfew, we didn’t have to be up at 5:00am and nobody monitored the halls to make sure we stayed in our room. We could sing and stand up on the bus. And since Ms. AdaFay wasn’t driving, we didn’t have a feeling of sudden death upon us.
San Antonio is a great city. I have a lot of pictures that will be posted ASAP (check the sidebar for a link) with captions so all ya’ll North Texas Honor Band fools know what’s going on.

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I take offense at that foo!
NTHB pretty much sucked. Concert tried to play music they couldn't play, like, and I don't know if you remember this one, "American River Songs." The Symphonic Region band played that with Holsinger (Abram's Pursuit). Symphonic played the Tichelli "Amazing Grace" and Circus Days, the march from the Holsinger year. Everything could have been better, but NTHB is always like that - it's not region.
I've never been to SA, but I will be going soon. Yay!

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Blogger Andrew said...

That comment was almost as hard to follow as your paper:-)

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ANDREW COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friday, January 14, 2005

As you were

Do you ever have a day where you feel as if you don't know your friends like you thought you did. One day where you look at them in a different light and have to reevaluate your friendship. Sometimes I wonder if there is something wrong with me. Maybe I should quite acting so childish. I think I might try and tone it down a bit. Its just, all of a sudden, I feel very out of place--like I've crossed some imaginary line.

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All the time, Andrew. All the time.

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Its like its planned

At the beginning of each of his terms, there has been some great disaster. It makes you wonder if Bush plans them, just so he can look good while helping the nation through. Just when you think you hate him, he goes and does wonderful things for the tsunami victims. Oh, Bush, you rascal.

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I like Bush, I was commenting on how everybody is so against him unless something bad happens like this.

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Thursday, January 13, 2005

Why does it have to be the Seniors?

Every year, so far, there has been one person that has defined my band experience. Last year, it was Lori, and she graduated. This year, its Becky, and she's graduating. Its total chaos!! I feel like I'm losing a part of myself when all these people graduate. At least I have blogger. To Becky: Start keeping a blog now.

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Oh, What a Night It Was.

The football banquet that is. For those unaware, the football banquet is a night of food and overweight football coaches(who can't get over thier high school football glory days) Who honor Celina's finest with awards and what-not for football season. Included in the festivities are the band, cheerleaders, and drill team (all sooo essential to the football experience). The band, unfortunately, is requred to attend. We hate every minute of it, but this year, it was somehow better. I was giddy as a schoolgirl having consumed mass quantities of sugar less than half an hour prior. We all wrote messages to each other on the gay football poster/placemats set out for everyone. The food was, of course, barbeque and pie with tea--the only entree capable of feeding a room full of good ol' boys. Everyone got these framed team or organization picutes with signatures on them put together by the bobcat moms. I really don't understand why the band has to go. I try to be supportive of our team, but when you know the people on it, its hard to hold the team in a good light. To Julia: I apologize for my rambunctiousness, I could tell you were becoming annoyed, but I couldn't help myself.

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Not even Mr. R knew why he missed me.





You Are the Stuffing




You're complicated and complex, yet all your pieces fit together.
People miss you if you're gone - but they're not sure why.


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I think I'm scary in a 'crazy, gonna kill ya any minute' sort of way.





You Are Not Scary

Not Scary!

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?



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My Christmas was a little grinchy.





Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas





You can't really get into the Christmas spirit...
But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.



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OMG, mine was a very brady christmas!

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I resemble this remark





You Are a Liberal Republican



When you tell people that you're Republican, they rarely believe you.

That's because you're socially liberal - likely pro-choice and pro-gay rights.

You're also not so afraid of big goverment, as long as it benefits people and not politicians.

You are the most likely of any Republican type to swing over to the Democrat side sometimes.




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Are they saying that I'm airy?





Your Element Is Air



You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.

Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.

You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!



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I'm not sure why this is relevant

Your Stripper Name is: Cleopatra


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my stripper name is Candi!

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Blogger Fanny said...

My stripper name is red

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Blogger Andrew said...

Steve's stripper name is Trixie, if he uses Steven, then it's Cookie
Lori's is Peaches
Any Adam's name is Mocha

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I can legally drink at heart.





You Are 21 Years Old



21





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.



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AUBURN!!!

Ho, Ho, Ho! Auburn is sitting beside me!!! Its Auburn.
There's no Auburn,
like show Auburn,
like no Auburn I know!! Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
AUBURN!!!AUBURN!!
UHAuburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
AUBURN!!!AUBURN!! Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
OOH ITS AUBURN, AU BURN, ITS AUBURN. OOOOH...
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,AUBURN!!AUBURN!!Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,....
Auburn,
say something into the camera.
Auburn: Something into the camera

Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,Auburn,
Auburn,Auburn,,Auburn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yay!!!!!!!
Auburn: Boo!
Alison: AAH!

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Because I had to erase the other Auburn post, I'll move brian's comment to this one for him.
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Brian said,
Indeed.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

The Perils of Marrying a Band Geek


I know several people that would point this out Posted by Hello

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Blogger Brian said...

Well, what would you do? Let them go the whole way out of step and ruin the whole thing?
There are people watching and you can't afford to have something like that going on! That's why we rehearsed it so much! Before next time, I want you to practice that until you get it right! No, until you can't get it wrong!
And for God's sake GLIDE, don't waddle!!!

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Blogger xavier said...

OMG THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

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Blogger Brian said...

Thank you (bowing)
Thank you (bowing)
Thank you (bowing)

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Blogger Brian said...

Oh, Andrew, you can keep the formatting of whatever you're copying into the post if you click the "Edit HTML" tab instead of using the "Compose" one when you're posting. That's what I did with the Signs thing. It was soooooooooooooooooooooooo convinient!!!

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Monday, January 10, 2005

BEESISSS

BCIS or Business Computer Information Systems. However you choose to say it, its freakin' hard. But I am proud to announce for the very first time ever, I am ahead. Yes, ahead. But if I keep typing this post, I will fall behind. Now I have to go because Mrs. D is walking around to check to see if we're on task, bye.

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I had to listen to Wicked as soon as I got home. Les Miz will always hold a place in my heart and in my collection, but that is one kick-ass musical you've got there. Everything is sooo catchy! That's what I love about musicals. The only thing you can do to get a musical out of your head is to listen to another one. Most of the Les Miz songs that have been hounding me since August were pushed from my mind for a moment while I absorbed, or was absorbed into, this new musical. I must admit that this Broadway recording is much better than the Les Miz Broadway version, and I can't wait to see it. Did you by any chance get a DVD of it too?

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Unfortunately, no. I read somewhere that there was one, but I have been unable to locate it. BESIS is a good major. The only downside to singing show tunes all the time is the looks you get by the people around you while your singing show tunes all the time.

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Elphaba Couldn't Quite Defy Gravity This Time

Idina Menzel(Elphaba), the star of the musical "Wicked," fell through a trap door during the Saturday matinee of the Broadway musical and cracked a lower rib. Read the article here.

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Commited

Has anyone seen this show yet. It is soooo funny. It has been described as Will and Grace meets Seinfeld. I suggest everyone find out when its on and watch it!

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Sunday, January 09, 2005

Rats

Rats can use the rhythm of human language to tell the difference between Dutch and Japanese, researchers in Spain reported Sunday.
Their study suggests that animals, especially mammals, evolved some of the skills underlying the use and development of language long before language itself ever evolved, the researchers said.
It is the first time an animal other than a human or monkey has been shown to have this skill.

I can't wait for BATMAN BEGINS and CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY to come out!

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Good lord! Does this make Texas the fattest state, with 3 citites in the top 10? I'm surprised Mckinney didn't make the list, have you seen some of the people in that Wal-Mart? Posted by Hello

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Alas... Posted by Hello

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If I was a rich girl

I love Gwen Stefani, but that's beside the point. LOOKY-LOO, I've added more links .

Quote of the Day from a comedian on Comedy Central: "If we're all God's children, then how come Jesus is so special?"



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Hummmmmmmm

Having my cell phone, a wireless phone base, a wireless keyboard, and wireless mouse in such close proximity on my desk makes for some pretty interesting interference noises. At random times, everything just starts humming and clicking.

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Saturday, January 08, 2005


here is my new keyboard and mouse. Yay technology. Yay BestBuy. Boo wireless interference. Posted by Hello

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Hey Andrew, how did you post those songs (audio)?

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You have to find a place to host the file and then you have to embed it in the site. Go to blogdrive.com and search on how to embed a music file. For file hosting, just search for free file hosting on google. Make sure it's free, because you don't want to pay a monthly fee just to keep a song afloat in cyberspace.

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Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Back in the Saddle Again!

Today was the first day back at Ye Olde Celina High. It was like I never left. If any sax or clarinet players know that little divet that devolpes on your lip when you play, you'll know what I mean when I say that mine disappeared over the holiday. Anybody have any New Year's Resolutions?

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Monday, January 03, 2005

The Last of the Longbottom Leaf

Sitting here, listening to the rain and watching The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King special extended edition set and wondering how after being freezing cold, Texas' weather can feel like summer again and now be in the middle of torrential rain and flood warnings. Anyway, they did good on the extended edition. So far they have added little bits here and there, and they showed the breaking of Saruman's staff! I know that sounds a little geeky to get excited over, but that is an important part. On the downside, they took the great sarcasm out of one of Gandalf's lines where he says to Pippin "Your in the service of the steward now. You'll do as your told." and replaced it with lots of coughing in between words. I hear they even added the part about how the shire is devastated when they return (I believe this to also be a vital part of the story), but I'll have to wait and see.

School starts tomorrow--Yay Bobcats--Yay orange--Yay white--Yay crappy teachers (except Mr. Carey and a selct few others). I can't wait to see everybody and I'm sorry that I couldn't do anything all break and they only contact I've had with other people is through my blog. I can't wait to see what fresh new hell Mr. Rutherford has prepared!

P.S.: I don't want to discourage anyone from calling me if they have a question or anything about band because I am an officer an all, but I had an amazing amount of people call me today asking when band started.

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Sunday, January 02, 2005

We Don't Think Alike

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University.
"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was supposedly turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.

(First paragraph by Rebecca)
"At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma might start acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

(Second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,???"He said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things round her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks that pushed the Unilateral Aerospace sarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires that were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"

(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of FUCKING TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."

(Rebecca)
Asshole.

(Gary)
Bitch.

(TEACHER)
A+ - I really liked this one

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Blogger Brian said...

Now see, why don't we do stuff like that in English? That's a perfect example of what I was trying to get Mrs. Coach Potoe to do all through last year. Granted, we had a great time, but we still never got to do that.

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Blogger Andrew said...

Leah and I wrote tandem stories in Health. However, estrogen tended to dominate the plots of the stories. Low level English teachers at CHS don't think outside the box (they don't really think much at all)

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Blogger xavier said...

who the hell is billy andyruhooooo i hope u had a great xmas i'm home now and i totally love ur post 2marrow i have to cram for lines because i'm a bad person =) luv ya lots!

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Blogger Andrew said...

I loved our soap opera spoofs. Just think, if we went sci-fi, we could introduce martians into the love octagon!

11:11 PM  

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Stupid Blog

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The Wizard and I

I spent a glorious New Year's Eve and part of New Year's Day with Parris at her house watching her sick children, making tea and Jello chocolate mousse, and cleaning her kitchen. We laughed like we were high, and at the dropping of the ball, we unceremoniously sat with no expression feeling like we were 40 years old. However lame it may sound, I think it was the best New Year's Eve I've ever had. (Of course, this is considering the fact that I usually sit at home with my parents on the eve watching them become more and more incapacitated.) Hope ya'll had your black-eyed peas. Hope everyone made it safely into 2005.

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Now you'll know what your scared of

A-
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia or Anemophobia- Fear of wind.
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.
Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia- Fear of England, English culture, etc.
Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.--Parris
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.--Julia
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia or Astrapophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Astrophobia- Fear of stars and celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.--Leah
Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia - Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.--Jenny
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.
B-
Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand.
Fear of walking or falling.
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Bathophobia- Fear of depth.
Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogies or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.--Tiffany
Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.
C-

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness
Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.--CJ
Cancerophobia- Fear of cancer.
Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder.
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.--Parris
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.
Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.--Steve
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia or Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food.--Julia & Tiffany
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia- The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.--My Parents
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridophobia, Cypriphobia, Cyprianophobia, or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
D-
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.
Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.--Not Jenny, Parris, or Julia
Domatophobia or Oikophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.
Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.
E-

Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eicophobia or Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings.
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.--Julia's Mom
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia- Fear of horses.
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia- 1) Fear of work or functioning. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.--Brad Carey
Erythrophobia, Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- 1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.
F-
Febriphobia, Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats.
(Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Francophobia- Fear of France, French culture.
(Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Frigophobia- Fear of cold, cold things.
G-
Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France, French culture. (Francophobia)
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia, Gephydrophobia, or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany, German culture, etc.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste.
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.
H-

Hadephobia- Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.--Cain
Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)--John Hope
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippophobia- Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.--WTF?
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia- Fear of road travel.
Hormephobia- Fear of shock.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Homophobia- Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia- Fear of firearms.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.
I-
Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.--Parris
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Iophobia- Fear of poison.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.--Keyes
J-

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.--Julia
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
K-

Kainolophobia- Fear of novelty.
Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia- Fear of waves.
Kynophobia- Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping.--Not Cheth
L-

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.--Parris right now
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia- Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.--Microsoft
Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.--Jenny
Lygophobia- Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.
M-
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia- Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia- Fear of large things.
Melissophobia- Fear of bees.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music.
Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia- Fear of changes.
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Microbiophobia- Fear of microbes. (Bacillophobia)
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Misophobia- Fear of being contaminated with dirt of germs.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia- Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease.
Motorphobia- Fear of automobiles.
Mottephobia- Fear of moths.
Musophobia or Murophobia- Fear of mice.
Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia- Fear of small things.--Parris ;-)
Myctophobia- Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants.
Mysophobia- Fear of germs or contamination or dirt.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime. (Blennophobia)
N-

Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog. (Homichlophobia)
Necrophobia- Fear of death or dead things.
Nelophobia- Fear of glass.
Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia- Fear of anything new.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia- Fear of the night.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Nosophobia or Nosemaphobia- Fear of becoming ill.
Nostophobia- Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas, of forests at night
Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark or of night.
O-

Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
Oenophobia- Fear of wines.
Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings, house.
Olfactophobia- Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.--Parris
Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
P-

Pagophobia- Fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia- Fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.--Cain
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia- Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.--Michael Jackson
Pathophobia- Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia- Fear of sinning. (imaginary crime)
Pediculophobia- Fear of lice.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia- Fear of children.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia- Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.--Mr. Rutherford
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia- Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia- Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.--Mrs. Rutherford
Poliosophobia- Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.--Chris :-)
Polyphobia- Fear of many things.
Poinephobia- Fear of punishment.
Ponophobia- Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia- Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectum.
Prosophobia- Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia- Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia- Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia- Fear of Fever.
Pyrophobia- Fear of fire.
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Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.--Miranda Kidd
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
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Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
Siderodromophobia- Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Siderophobia- Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left, left-handed.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food or eating. (Cibophobia)
Snakephobia- Fear of snakes. (Ophidiophobia)
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia- Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia- Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia- Fear of hell.
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.
T-

Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.--E.A.Poe
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
Technophobia- Fear of technology.
Teleophobia- 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics.--Gay People
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres.
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.T
hermophobia- Fear of heat.
Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia- Fear of injury.
Tremophobia- Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia- Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia or Hypertrichophobia- Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia)Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia- Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.
U-

Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
V-

Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia- Fear of words.
Verminophobia- Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.
W-

Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.
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Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.

Z-
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.

5 Comments:

Blogger Brian said...

Damn long list. I remember most of those from Algebra I. Could you not find one for me, or am I fearless?
Oh, and maybe you should drink more heavily at times like this - it might make it more fun.

2:57 AM  
Blogger Andrew said...

I think you might have Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat. But beyond that, your pretty fearless. The only thing I'll be drinking more of is green tea.

3:07 AM  
Blogger Andrew said...

I've notated what you have. However, I have indicated what you have by putting Parris out to the side. But, I changed your name to billy in my phone

10:10 PM  
Blogger xavier said...

WAIT I ONLY HAVE FEAR OF SAINTS, HOLY THINGS, AND THE POPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm not afraid of the pope... well he is kinda old *shudder* cant i atleast be afraid of chickes OR how about eating at gas stations?

9:46 PM  
Blogger Fanny said...

FEAR OF BODY SMELLS!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ABOUT????? AND THE FEAR OF EATING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? that one's ok but the BODY SMELLS!!!!!

3:54 PM  

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